menaceunleashed: (and every time you try to hold me)
Demon King Ganondorf ([personal profile] menaceunleashed) wrote2024-05-06 03:15 pm

IC Contact



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catsgothistongue: (Intruded)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2025-04-10 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[OH FUCK NO HE ISN'T]

Just saying, you almost had me thinking you were a serious threat. But if all you got after that big battle months ago is a buncha pussy cats at your beck and call, I'm a little let down that's all you got left in ya.

[Somewhere on the other side of the leviathan those with brain cells are having aneurysms.]
catsgothistongue: (Challenge)

[personal profile] catsgothistongue 2025-04-11 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, I know perfectly well what you're capable of. Heard bits and pieces from other sources of all you've done.

[Other sources being the one convo with Zels about how much Ganon sucks morally. Like the transmuting people to food dragons didn't convince him enough.]

I'm not underestimating you. That's the one lesson any fighter worth his salt knows like the back of his hand. You're a serious threat to innocent people, and a formidable fighter at that.

[Hey, he can admit when people are actual good and tough challenges.]

But none of that's gonna get me to back down. Not in a million years. I'll admit it, you got me good with those cats.

[That's the one thing Ganon did that ACTUALLY managed to get such a visceral primial fear out of him. So props there.]

Only fair that I get you back for that. Tit for tat, y'know?

[In layman's terms? He's gonna prank the Dorf again.]